nahh that was to easy mike throw me a real ball this time...

What are you looking at???@! never seen some real nuts before!!!

The guy in the store said as long as you keep it away from sharp objects it won't get scratched so where this scratch come from....

Get away Carl the camera not want you like it want me... yeah baby.... I'm all yours

is this close enough for you, be sure to get my good side ok or i will learn to swear in your language and use it when you come back next year...

ohh boy we gonna be on a picture oh boy oh boy hope my neck fits

bring that camera one step closer and you dead...

ohhh yes dear you look lovely with that bloody hanky on your head

yes honey mon amour, you get undressed i will put ze camera in ze right position...,

there's a fly on the lens here let me get it for you....

what am I supposed to look like... no please tell me cause i got no clue...

no way you are not cutting off my balls!!!!